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10 Very Funny Knock-Knock Jokes

Posted In Entertainment - By paul On Wednesday, August 17th, 2011 With 4 Comments

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Who hasn’t heard a knock-knock joke in his life? I guess everyone did! Not everybody loves them, there are some who really can’t stand them, but there are also many people who think that they are awesome.  For all the fans of the knock-knock jokes out there, here is a selection of the best ones I’ve heard. I hope you’ll have fun reading them!

1. Norma Lee

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Knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

2. Yo Momma

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma
Yo momma,who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!

3.  Woo

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!

4. Repeat

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who,Who,Who!

5.Nobel

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!

6.Cash

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

7. Juno

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I’m out here, right?

8. Ima

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

9. Cousin

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door, you’re making me stand here!

10. Police

knock

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

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  1. Sarah D says:

    Ha ha ha..here’s another one:
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

  2. Brooklyn Pink101 says:

    Knock kock
    Who’s there?
    Little Boy Blue
    Little Boy Blue who?
    Micheal Jackson!

  3. gv says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Arch
    Arch who?
    Bless you

  4. chicken nugget says:

    OOOO i got one
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    stop
    Stop who?
    Stop this joke it SUCKS

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