10 Awesome Bumper Sticker Quotes
If you like to express your opinions freely then the idea of bumper sticker quotes may sound appealing to you. If you want to let others know about what your political views are, your religious convictions and even sense of humor, then bumper stickers are the way to go. They’ve been around for decades and there are still so many out there that continue to amaze and entertain us. Being stuck in traffic is horrible, but having to stare at a funny quote can make things a little bit easier. We’ve compiled a list of 10 bumper sticker themes and have some really awesome quotes you can use on your car. Read on and have a laugh.
10. Grumpy Old Men
Grumpy bumper sticker quotes are pretty awesome and funny. For example I Left the Womb for This?! will let everyone know you’re not only one to be messed with, but that you have a devil-may-care attitude and that’s always great in traffic. Or is it?
9. Honk If…
The most famous Honk if… bumper sticker is Honk If Anything Falls Off. We have to admit that’s a good one. It’s always good to know if your car may experience issues. Other messages include: Honk if you haven’t slept with Clinton!, Honk if you want to see my finger, Honk if you’re horny and the funny Honk all you want, I’m deaf!
8. Praise the Lord
There is no need to get serious about your devotion to Christianity. We get it, it’s important to you, but let’s keep things light on the back of our cars: 667 Neighbor of the beast, Jesus is coming, everyone look busy! and Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you’re an idiot!
7. Booze Bumper Stickers go Great on Cars
For all the science folks out there Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive is a great bumper sticker quote! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder or Instant asshole, just add alcohol and I’m Polish, but I drink like I’m Irish or Tonight I’m going to be… wasted.
I gave up drinking smoking and sex, worst 15 minutes of my life will surely give those behind you a taste of who you are. Or how about I used to have a handle on life, but it broke or There are two things in life you can count on: death and taxes or even When life is bad, keep your head up, that way you don’t see the shit you’ve stepped in.
5. Save the…
You can’t seriously want to have a Save the whales bumper sticker. Try instead Save the whales, collect the whole set or Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores! or Lord give me patience, but hurry! and even Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft.
4. If You Can Read This…
These types of bumper stickers are precious! They’ve been around for decades and one cannot get enough of them. Some of the funniest are: Unless You’re A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!, If you can read this, I’ll slam on my brakes and then sue you, If you can read this, thank a teacher and If you can read this, I am parked.
3. Why Did They Have to Do That to Pluto?!
In 2006 Pluto received a blow and was stripped of its planet status and became a Dwarf Planet. Many people are saddened by this and have taken to show this through their bumper stickers: Honk if Pluto is still a planet, I miss Pluto, Save Pluto or even Pluto – we prefer the politically correct term Little Planet.
2. Raunchy is Always Popular
If you’re going to be offensive, then do it right with some raunchy bumper sticker quotes, such as: Sex is a misdemeanor, the more I miss it, the meaner I get, Sex is like a gun, you aim, you shoot, you run, The sex was so good, even the neighbors had a cigarette and Will work for food, will beg for sex.
It’s morning and you’re in traffic – the last thing you want to see in front of you is something about the much needed coffee. But it’s OK for those behind you to see it, isn’t it? Go on, stick a Give me coffee and no one gets hurt! bumper sticker and you’ll be fine! Or how about Keep calm and drink coffee.