Programmers always require small things to be happy and also small problems to become frustrated. They live in a different world, a tiny one. They are fragile and often tortured by the managers. Here is a programmer’s life:
Do you really know what you want? Programmers need to know precisely what they are about to build. Here is an example:
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature…
There are no exceptions from this simple rule:
Well, this explains the horrible Windows ME:
Beware of the DOOM:
Oh, it’s Python!
Type “you’re a moron” and the virused comment form will say louder “you’re a moron”… I didn’t know…
Like we said in the intro, programmers are tortured by their managers.