Who hasn’t heard a knock-knock joke in his life? I guess everyone did! Not everybody loves them, there are some who really can’t stand them, but there are also many people who think that they are awesome. For all the fans of the knock-knock jokes out there, here is a selection of the best ones I’ve heard. I hope you’ll have fun reading them!
1. Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
2. Yo Momma
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
Juno that I’m out here, right?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!
Cousin stead of opening the door, you’re making me stand here!
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!