10 Hilarious Facebook Status Ideas
These 10 Hilarious Facebook Status Idea will give you inspiration for making your Facebook page really funny! Make your friends laugh with these 10 status ideas that we are bringing today, for you to enjoy and remember. Here they are:
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left.
Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives, such as in this example: “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Lets eat, grandpa”
4.Things can’t get worse
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up
Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”
8. Hiding under the bed
Don’t look now, but I’m hiding under your bed.
9. Beating them
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten
10. Julius Caesar
”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” ~ Julius Caesar