These 10 Hilarious Facebook Status Idea will give you inspiration for making your Facebook page really funny! Make your friends laugh with these  10  status ideas that we are bringing today, for you to enjoy and remember. Here they are:

1.My desk

desk

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

2. War

war

War doesn’t determine who’s right, it determines who’s left.

3. Grandpa

grandpa

Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives, such as in this example: “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Lets eat, grandpa”

4.Things can’t get worse

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

5. Idiot

5. idiot

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

6.Bomb technician

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up

7. Firearms

7. guns

Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked “do you have any firearms with you?” do not reply “what do you need?”

8. Hiding under the bed

hiding

Don’t look now, but I’m hiding under your bed.

9. Beating them

beat

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten

10. Julius Caesar

julius

”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” ~ Julius Caesar

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