10 Things Single Men Always Say
A single man is a weird individual and you can learn a lot about a man who is single by the answer he gives to the question Why are you single? If he answers I just haven’t met the right girl it could translate into I’m difficult to be around with. If he says It’s because I want to be single it might mean that he simply likes his bachelor life and he doesn’t want to be tied down. The answer Because nobody likes me reeks of self-pity and sadness. A while back we saw the 10 things single women always say and now it’s time to take a look at the guys, because no matter the reason a single guy is single, there are a few things single men always say.
10. Don’t Get Married, Man!
Single men whose friends are in long term relationships or about to get married will always tell them not to get married, as if they were trying to shield them from the most severe form of evil possible. It’s actually that they’re afraid of losing their friends, because of the belief that once a man or woman, for that matter, enter a marriage, they tend to spend more time indoors . While that may be true for most cases, you can simply tell your friend your concerns and talk like grown-ups instead of offering moronic advice.
9. I’m Never Going into a Relationship Again!
This one’s uttered by almost all the men who have got out of a relationship that ended badly. We can understand why they’re so fervent about it – once you’re a free man again, you’ll want to savor that feeling for as long as possible, but that feeling will not last forever and it will inevitably be replaced by something else, such as a need for intimacy.
8. I’m Not Even Watching That Much Porn
Right! Keep saying that to yourself. If you’re saying the words I’m Not Even Watching That Much Porn out loud, then yes, you are watching that much porn! We recommend the movie Don Jon, a funny but true look at what a porn addict looks like, but truth be told, you don’t have to be like that to call yourself porn addict. We’re not saying that there’s something wrong with porn, it’s perfectly OK to watch porn, everyone does it, but don’t spend too much time on it, you’ll lose touch with reality in no time.
7. Life’s Sweet!
Ah, the life of a single man! It can be sweet if you know how to have fun. If you’re doing bar rounds, having fun, picking up women, or if you’re enjoying your free time reading or doing some other activities for your brain or body, but if you’re single and you’re just sitting there in front of your computer, scrolling down on 9Gag until the cows come home, then you have to right to shout Life’s sweet!
6. I Like Sleeping Alone
This is one of the most popular things single men always say to show how they’re not bothered by the fact that they don’t have someone to share their bed with. Sleeping alone can be great, you get to stretch every bit of your body on your bed and not be poked by anyone’s elbows or legs, but there are times when you just want to cuddle! Come on, men, admit it, cuddling is nice, isn’t it?
5. Let’s Get One More Beer
A single man out on the town will almost always say this: Let’s get one more beer! The fun simply can’t be over! I can’t go home to my empty apartment! Granted, many people in the midst of partying have been heard saying this, but for the sake of this article we’re going to talk about how single men feel lonely quite often. One beer will inevitably become two and so on and so forth.
4. What If I Let My Beard Grow?
Men with beards are awesome! Men and women believe that, so why not grow a beard? While a lot of women will fall over for a man with a beard, most of them will not like the feeling of prickly hair all over their face on a daily basis. If you’re single and there is no prospect of you meeting someone, then try a beard and see how it goes. It might even get you a woman, if that’s what you would like.
3. Would Your Friend Like to Join Us?
Most of the times this phrase is uttered by a single man while talking to an attractive girl with a her friend near her, after having ingested dangerous amounts of alcohol. The answer to this question is almost always an insulting word. If you’d like to propose a threesome, this is not the way to do it. If that’s something you’d like to try, invest some time in setting things up, you’ll have more chances of success.
2. There’s Nothing Wrong with My Apartment
Yes, there is! Someone who is living alone (man or woman) will take things slow when it comes to cleaning up, unless they’re neat freaks. So the next time a single guy tell you that there is nothing wrong with their apartment, don’t believe them unless you see it for yourself. If you’ve got a single friend with a messy apartment, let them know about it. Also, the toilet seat will be up 99.99% of the times.
1. There’s Plenty of Fish in The Sea
This is the thing that single men always say! What they mean by it is really complex, too. It’s a combination or Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of women to choose from (as if they’re God’s gift to women and they are just standing, waiting to get picked by you) and Where’s the rush? (which can be a bit misleading, as there really is a rush; nobody’s getting younger. If you want to wait for the sake of waiting, then do so, but if you’re waiting around just because you believe that there will always be someone out there for you, then you’ve watched too many romantic comedies).
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